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Jackalopes out and about...
04/20/24
Donutalope has awoke from its Winter slumber and is out there bouncing around.
A scary mummy!
04/20/24
The Mummy is definitely not a Mom, but definitely a mummy!
Brutus is on guard...
04/16/24
The Dog House is quite the active k-9 community of all sorts of dogs, puppies too!
It'll be a bit before he gets his bone...
04/15/24
Infinite Wiener Dog is ready to romp around and roll in the grass!
The ol' dual vampire fangs coming atcha!
04/15/24
Vampire Fangs has sprung, just like this Spring weather, and is out for BLOOOD. Look out!
Still getting rowdy...
03/23/24
St Patrick's Day Shark knows St Patrick's Day as come and gone but he's still gonna party anyway!
The luck still goes on...
03/23/24
Big Irish Flag Chicago Dog is still spreading luck even though St Patrick's Day as come and gone!
A lucky little doggo...
03/17/24
St Patrick's Day Chicago Dog is the bestest boy decked out in his green gear for St Patrick's Day!
The luckiest Chicago Dog...
03/16/24
Chicago-Style Shamrock Dog is one of three new Chicago Dog designs for St Patrick's Day!
That's one luck shark!
03/05/24
Pot O'Gold Shark is keeping guard of the pot of gold as St Patricks Day approaches!!
Sharks have that sweet tooth for all things minty...
03/01/24
St Patrick's Day Sweets Shark is ringing in March 1st with a variety of minty treats for St Patricks Day!
Better hope that shamrock keeps him from being eaten!
02/27/24
St Patrick's Day Donut is a tasty but lucky little donut, so maybe he won't be devoured after all!
Guarding that gold with all them pointy teeth!
02/26/24
The Lucky Shark is popping in with a big ol' bear to give some belated Valentine's Day love to you all!
A HUGE bear hug!
02/19/24
Captain Bear Hug is popping in with a big ol' bear to give some belated Valentine's Day love to you all!
Not quite Halloween either...
02/18/24
Pumpkin Spice Latte Bot is here even though he's a bit out of season to help keep you toasty during what is hopefully the last cold spell before nicer weather.
Don't spill my coffee little robot!
01/24/24
Latte Bot has also been upgraded from my 2013 Daily Robots series to keep all the lattes delivered quickly and intact!
Chomping on that watermelon without a slice of irony...
01/22/24
Watermelon Bot has been upgraded from my 2013 Daily Robots series to work nicer on tees and prints! Be sure to check em out below!
Birthday princesses have the best birthdays...
01/16/24
Birthday Princess Shark II may be a bit of a diva, but we'll still celebrate her birthday anyway!
That sheetcake was never safe!
01/15/24
Sheet Cake Destruction Shark is here to totally body any and all birthday related sheetcakes. Beware!
Santa looking good in a big 'ol cowboy hat!
01/14/24
Oversized Cowboy Hat Santa says "howdy partners!" while delivering gifts to all the good boys and girls. YEEE-HAWWWW.
Second in the series, but first in my heart...
01/08/24
The Birthday Shark II is the second in my birthday series to celebrate your pal Nick's bday on the THIRD.
Gotta keep Mrs. Claus and all the elves and reindeer nice and warm!
01/07/24
Lumberjack Santa is here cutting some wood because it's finally snowed and early January is feeling more like Christmas than Christmas did. So hey.
Totally manhandling that sheetcake!
01/03/24
Sheet Cake Destruction Shark is here to wish ME a Happy Birthday, and maybe you too if you're a fellow Capricorn!
All that leafy mullet just looking all majestic!
01/03/24
The Mullet Log didn't have to just flaunt that luscious mullet on us all, but here we are!
Might want to decline a wood lollipop if it comes up
11/26/23
The Popsicle Log is probably the only thing that could TRULY enjoy a wood lollipop!
Never have had pumpkin spice pancakes now that I think of it!
11/25/23
It's cozy season, while there's no snow, doesn't hurt to bulk up a bit like Da Chicago Donut!
Never have had pumpkin spice pancakes now that I think of it!
11/25/23
Halloween has come and gone but someone better tell Jack O'Lantern in a Cape!
Never have had pumpkin spice pancakes now that I think of it!
11/25/23
Halloween has come and gone but someone better tell The Mustache Log!
Never have had pumpkin spice pancakes now that I think of it!
11/24/23
Black Friday is here and The Jolly St Nick Shark has all the sweet deals!
Never have had pumpkin spice pancakes now that I think of it!
11/01/23
Halloween has come and gone but someone better tell Captain Scarecake!
Suckers, candy bars, treats, this shark is going to eat em all!
10/31/23
Halloween Candy Destruction Shark isn't too choosy when picking Halloween candy to eat. It enjoys every type, bucket, bags and all!
New colors, new pumpkin!
10/28/23
Skatedeck Pumpkin is an older piece with a slight coloration update. Hope you dig it!
When in Rome!
10/27/23
Jack O'Lantern Shark has communed with the other pumpkins and has become a jack o'lanter himself! The horror!
Smell my feet! They are airborne!
10/26/23
Spooky Pancake is off to grab some great candies and treats this Halloween, just keep your distance!
Smashing all the pumpkins!
10/25/23
Pumpkin Destruction Shark will destroy all pumpkins in his wake! Beware!
Ruling the pumpkin patch!
10/19/23
His majesty, The Steampunk Pumpking, rules over the pumpking patch with the occasional puff of steam!
You can still be a pirate as a ghost, just need the hat!
10/17/23
Pirate Ghost is still pillaging and plundering but a bit cuter with his Jolly Roger hat!
Just cause your'e dead, it's doesn't mean you can't shred...
10/13/23
The Ghost Skater still out here doing tricks even though he's no longer a part of the mortal coil!
A multi-headed crow with a wicked hunger...
10/10/23
Crowberus Reborn is on the guard at the gates of Hell! Look out!
Brains on the menu, you say?!...
10/09/23
The Zombie Shark is on the search out in the high seas for some BRAINS.
Might want to switch to decaf or hot chocolate buddy...
10/08/23
Mr Caffeine is hitting the ol 'joe a little too hard to keep warm since the temps dropped!
Sharks do look pretty good in plaid...
10/02/23
The Lumberjack Shark is ravaging our forests with its perpetual axeing! Save our forests!
Happy Halloween!
10/01/23
The Pumpkin Drummer is here to ring in the new month, the Halloween month, OCTOBER!
Funny hat. It's funny...
09/30/23
Funny Hat Shark was the first work of my "Sharks in Water" series 10 years ago. Time flies. Updated in my shops!
A little crispy with a hint of pine and pumpkin...
09/26/23
Fall Jam is living it up in a Fall wonderland!
Extra cozy, still chompy
09/24/23
Fall Shark is living that cozycore life and is all about Fall as she pops out of the ocean.
Extra scratchy mustache
09/23/23
Logstache trots through the forest on the FIRST day of Fall. Time flies.
Sweet maple and crispy bacon!
09/19/23
The Bacon Scarf Maple Donut is here to teach you how to take advatage of those cozy Fall vibes!
Don't leave him hanging!
09/18/23
High Five Robot is refurbished from my Daily Robots series and here to receive all of your high fives!
Beep bop boop, off to school!
09/11/23
Back to School Shark is built to learn and is heading back to school!
Check out Back to School Shark Here!
Beep bop boop, off to school!
09/10/23
LunchPailBot is built to learn and is heading back to school!
Books, braces and all!
09/05/23
Back to School Cakes here, and yep, even Captain Pancake had to go to school too!
Check out Back to School Cakes Here!
Ugh, what a mess!
09/03/23
The Astronaut Burger is just in a total predicament in outerspace, just in time for Labor Day weekend!
Star building is a job for cosmic robots!
09/02/23
The Star Builder just got dusted off and updated in my shops. Join it in creating new stars from the materials in space!
The stars, the planets, the cosmos, the secrets!
08/28/23
Secrets of Space 2017 is an oldy but a goodie. The secrets are there and will reveal themselves if you're patient!
Octopus carwash is a washing experience that's second to none!
08/24/23
The Octopus Carwash is out to keep your ride nice and scrubby dubby clean!
Just a log cooling down with a wooden popsicle. STANDARD.
08/23/23
The The Popsicle Log is proof that even logs needs to cool down when it's hot hot hot out! Also hey, I have a new SUMMER series. Check the links below to learn more!
Ope, prob toss them flip flops there shark...
08/22/23
The Beach Party Shark is enjoying the last days of Summer and they are a hot one! Stay cool out there!
Just gonna nap here on all these ice cream sandwiches...
08/01/23
Happy Shark Week! The Ice Cream Sandwich Shark is enjoying some soft ice cream sandwiches. Gotta stay cool in this heat and humidity!
The shark ice cream man is here!
07/23/23
Happy Shark Week! The Ice Cream Cone Shark is here! Summer is still going strong. Just be careful of you hands!
Kick flippin!
07/15/23
The Pear Skater is ap-pear-rently a really good skater. Look at that kickflip!
Check out The Pear Skater Here!
All sorts of cool skaters here! Check out my skaters series!
So shiny! So skateboardy!
07/13/23
The Cherry Skater is a surprisingly good skateboarder for being just a fruit/sometimes garnish!
Check out The Cherry Skater Here!
All sorts of cool skaters here! Check out my skaters series!
Blackberries off the bush and roaming FREE.
07/11/23
The Blackberry Skater is out enjoying Summer, Summer, Summertime! Listening to his sweet jams!
Check out The Blackberry Skater Here!
All sorts of cool skaters here! Check out my skaters series!
I made this wayyy before the air quality thing!
06/27/23
Chicago Stocking Cap Dog with Flag isn't letting bad air quality get him down, or get on his chicago-style hot dog toppings either!
Gotta start my blue themed playlist.
06/25/23
...BERRIES. The Blueberry Skater is out enjoying Summer, Summer, Summertime! Listening to his sweet jams!
Check out The Blueberry Skater Here!
All sorts of cool skaters here! Check out my skaters series!
Death isn't stopping my love of Chicago Hockey!
06/20/23
Da Chicago Hockey Ghost is a big hockey fan, is friendly, and being a ghost isn't stopping him from loving it all!
It may very dip to cool jacket weather, ya never know.
06/19/23
Chicago Weiner Dog Skater is cautiously out for a ride. Gotta keep some cold weather gear on, cause it's the Midwest, and ya just never know!
Check out Chicago Weiner Dog Skater Here!
All sorts of cool skaters here! Check out my skaters series!
The weekend is here and this orange is taking advantage.
06/14/23
All-American Dog is taking advantage of the nice weather and sunny weekend to get in some board time!
Telling my tales of working as a freelancer!
05/28/23
All Freelance ALL THE TIME. It's The FreelanceXP! I'm starting a blog, probably early next year, of all my freelance tips and tricks of living, surviving and thriving in that freelance life.
The weekend is here and this orange is taking advantage.
05/20/23
The Orange Skater is taking advantage of the nice weather and sunny weekend to get in some board time!
Check out The Orange Skater Here!
All sorts of cool skaters here! Check out my skaters series!
Yep, it's a banana skateboarder.
05/14/23
The Banana Skater is one of my favorites pieces of my skater series and I hope you dig it too!
Check out The Banana Skater Here!
All sorts of cool skaters here! Check out my skaters series!
Nom nom nom lightning...
05/12/23
The Lightning Cloud is just munching away on some lightning bolts to get powered up for a stormy night!
Sunny days and big white fluffy clouds...
05/11/23
The Cloud Skater is just vibing on life as he cruises by!
Clouds rolling in a bit faster on skateboards...
05/9/23
The Thunder Cloud Skater has a cool skateboard, but is looking a little grumpy, and with them lightning bolts, prob best stay out of its way...
Check out Thunder Cloud Skater Here!
Also check out more of my FLUFFY, and sometimes full of thunder, Cloud designs here!
Even clouds need a little morning joe for a pick-me-up...
05/8/23
The Coffee Cloud is enjoying the nice weather, but still needs a little extra oomph to start his day!
Best look before you grab another handful of jelly beans...
04/8/23
The Jelly Bean Easter Shark likes jelly beans, probably more than you do, so best be on guard around that Easter Basket!
Bunny costumes and all, sharks are looking for your candy...
04/7/23
The Easter Shark is peaking out of the water looking for unmanned baskets full of candy! Be on the lookout!
I see a shark in a bunny suit floating around the egg hunt!
04/5/23
The Easter Bunny Shark is the current star of my home page, and also is back to totally ruin your weekend egg hunt!
St Patricks Day Shark scoping out the minty sweets!
04/3/23
The St Patrick's Day Sweets Shark may be making a belated appearance, but the luck is still strong with this shark!
Valentines Shark loves hopeless romantics!
02/14/23
The Cupid Shark loves LOVE, chocolates, Valentine's Day cards, and of course, silly arrow headbands!
Valentines Shark loving up some chocolates!
02/11/23
The Valentine's Day Shark loves LOVE, chocolates, Valentine's Day cards, and of course, silly arrow headbands!
Chicago Dog your lunch, Chicago Bears fans!
01/24/23
Chicago Dog: Lunch Pail is still a huge Bears fan even though they didn't even remotely make it to the playoffs this year.
Not as cool as Friday, but close, actually nah, still not cool.
01/16/23
New Year new ME. I'm hoping to give the Thursday Treat an All-American try and fire up some new comics for the new year.
Captain Pancake here thanking Lovey for the #1 pick!
01/16/23
Da Pancakes is still a huge Bears fan even though they didn't even remotely make it to the playoffs this year.
Wooden hockey masks seems like they'd be wicked uncomfortable...
01/16/23
Camp Crystal Lake Log rises up out of the water to wish you a Happy, albeit a bit belated, Friday the 13th!
Sharks love cupcakes.
01/07/23
Cupcake Destruction Shark is all about cupcakes. Any kind, any flavor, sprinkles, no sprinkles, they are getting destroyed. Updated in my shops!
Sharks also love birthdays!
01/07/23
Happy Birthday Shark is the original birthday shark, a legend, a true lover of birthdays. Updated in my shops!
Sharks don't have thumbs but can still make balloon animals like no one's business.
01/04/23
The Birthday Party Clown Shark is out making balloon animals, but is probably going to eat your cake, presents, and probably you!
Early January bdays: because no one wants to come eat cake when they are all partied out from NYE.
01/03/23
Who else has a winter bday? Any fellow Capricons? Captain Birthday Pancake is here to wish you the hap-hap-happiest bday!
Skater Chi Dog enjoying the above freezing temps!
01/01/23
It's a New Year! What will 2023 bring? In any case, the Skater Chicago Dog is out on his board to ring in the New Year!
Captain Pancake is a big gift giver!
11/28/22
Santa Pancake is here to ring in the Holiday Season! Merry Christmas!
Time to hit the field and kick some PATs!
11/28/22
Proud to announce that I'm launching Nixkix in the near future: A coaching and kicking site that will document all my tips and thoughs on placekicking.
I used to kick in Highschool, and was pretty good, and wanted to document and teach all the aspring kickers out there everything I know!
All kinds of corn up in that jam!
10/16/22
A little Skull Jam to start your day, a bit morbid but high in calcium!
All kinds of corn up in that jam!
10/15/22
The Corn Jam is a little bit Halloween, and a little Midwestern Fall harvest!
Looking to get spooky but still gotta keep the dome warm...
10/10/22
Danger Team! A little bit nippy out but the "Chicaghost" is the out to cause some fright, and is the newest vector on DangerHuskie!
Rocking so hard your hand flies off...
10/4/22
Danger Team! After a bit of a Summer slumber, DangerHuskie is back with "The Horns", the newest entry of vector works on DangerHuskie.
Legit don't know if pumpkins are good drums or not, but hey...
9/17/22
The Pumpkin Drummer is holding a steady beat, rocking out the last days of September into October!
When you see that chicking jutting off the roof, you know it's business time...
9/17/22
Monster Truck Chicken is revved up and ready to go! Who needs to pay for a full seat when you only need the EDGE.
The stocking cap cause, you know, Chicago is cold...
9/9/22
Skater Chicago Dog just got out of the garden and is racing by. Peace, there, Chicago Dog!
Keeping the waters by the North Pole warm and cozy with baked cookies...
9/1/22
Mrs Claus Shark is baking up a storm for the holiday season. Bring your appetite!
Frosty should've known better than ending up in the Ocean...
8/21/22
Snowman Obliteration Shark is out here destroying all the snowmen. Best be on alert!
Best eat them cookies before they get soggy, St Nick Shark!
8/2/22
Jolly St Nick Shark is here to wish you a Merry Christmas in July, albeit a bit belated.
Wave to the watermelon folks!
7/22/22
The Sunglasses Skater Watermelon could be the coolest fruit on a skateboard yet, cooler than me at least...
Just a peaceful little spirit.
7/20/22
The Peace Ghost is just a chill little spirit, skateboarding in the afterlife!
If he clips that suit with a chainsaw, he's toast.
7/19/22
The Houson / Texas Chainsaw Astronaut is back again, and hopefully with the HOUSTON title it won't get pulled from my shops!
That worm is in for a THRILL.
7/17/22
The Apple Skater is just crusing by and doesn't mind a passenger!
They do have some sweet hats!
7/6/22
The Awesome Hat Club just doesn't think Frank's hat is awesome enough. Sorry Frank!
What, no jalepenos?
7/5/22
Summertime, grill time, but sometimes the grill game is so good you get The Astronaut Burger!
Sharks are Patriotic as all get up an go!
7/4/22
Time flies, can't believe it's the 4th already! In any case check out The Patriotic Shark!
I spy a big bad wolf with my little eye
6/13/22
Little Red Riding Hood appears to be in danger! Check out Going To Grandmother's House and hope she's okay!
Didn't know birds could rock out so hard!
6/08/22
Updated in my shops! Spring Birds are cool but the Summer birds are really where it's at!
Weaving through the yard to get his bone!
6/06/22
Updated in my shops! Infinite Wiener Dog is enjoying the first days of Summer!
Something scary! Something Spooky!
5/22/22
A new upcoming project! The Ghost-Eyed Cat will be a new brand/space for Halloween and Horror ideas I've been getting ready over the late part of the Winter and this Spring.
A new design and UI/UX focused portfolio coming soon!
5/01/22
Volkert Design! A new portfolio in the works that will focus on my UI/UX, design and branding design work.
Little dude in red, white and blue repping the sox!
5/3/22
A couple more dogs on my vector side project, DangerHuskie!
Good Lord, that's a big boy!
4/19/22
Oh my how far you've come my litt...err, uh...big boned friend.
Sharks love Easter Candy. Be on the lookout.
4/16/22
A new entry to my Easter Series! The Easter Bunny Shark has a basket full of goodies.
Sharks love St Patricks Day sweets. For real.
4/3/22
A new Zombie Shark has emerged from the water and is looking for brains!
Sharks love St Patricks Day sweets. For real.
3/29/22
Still within the month of March counts for St Patricks' Day Right?
In any case, my first print of the year!
A Happy Mar10 Day to you!
3/13/22
Super Mario Day, aka Mar10 day, aka 3/10 has come and gone, but my Mario inspired self portraits are here to stay!
Check out Peanut Butter Jelly Time in the Super Mario 3 style here.
Well giddy up little spooky buddy!
2/10/22
Some new WIPs on my dribbble for ideas in the works for DangerHuskie:
Cowboy Jack O Lantern series WIP on Dribbble for DangerHuskie
Pencil vs Eraser WIP on Dribbble for DangerHuskie
New Annoyed Christmas Cryptids WIPs on Dribbble for DangerHuskie
That's Logtastic!
1/16/22
Seen my dribbble lately? I posted up some shots from my machine of some new series in the works for DangerHuskie!
Log Series WIP on Dribbble for DangerHuskie
Check me out on Designspiration
1/16/22
Trying to get a foothold on the design and art sharing site Designspiration. Maybe you'll be my first follow?
Helpful Spider has your back in '22
1/3/22
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Posted up a bunch of new comics for The Monday Comic, DFG, and Helpful Spider.
Enjoy! And have a great 2022! More comics coming soon!
Peppermint claws, oh my!
12/11/21
Who has the best donuts? Chicago. Period. My "super fan" Chicago Donut says so as well.
Peppermint claws, oh my!
12/9/21
Santa's Clawns has been chilling in my Xmas series and was overdue for an update. So he's ready to be unleashed!
Check out my other Christmas, winter and Holiday designs here!
Let's pretend it's snowy it out...
12/4/21
Updated this fine text based illustration for the winter and the holidays!
Check out my other Christmas, winter and Holiday designs here!
It's tightie whitie time!
11/29/21
Grouped all my sweet sweet socks and undie designs in a new collection!
A Spooky Captain Pancake and more: view my feature on DBH
09/13/21
I'm this week's featured artist on Design By Humans!
All my socials await!
09/05/21
Updated my contact page with links to all my social medias. Feel free to give me a follow!
Oh mah gah, PSL!
09/05/21
A couple new sharks all ready to kickoff the new school year.
RIP Delicious Chicken Sandwiches
09/05/21
A couple new DFG comics to tithe your over before I launch a bunch of new ones this Fall
Unleash the Cicadas!
09/05/21
Been plugging away at some Monday Comics over the Summer, be sure to check out the new ones!
The Weekend! We made it!
06/26/21
All the tasty burgers in my Burger Series have been updated in my shops!
Just a cloud on the move!
06/26/21
My cloud series has been updated in my shops!
Where all the lost socks meet up!
04/27/21
Lost Sock Party has been updated art in my shops!
Lost Sock Party is updated in my redbubble and teepublic shops. Check it out here: Lost Sock Party
Making a break for it!
04/27/21
Lost Sock Skater has been updated art in my shops!
Lost Sock Skater is updated in my redbubble and teepublic shops. Check it out here: Lost Sock Skater
Creating stars with its bare hands.
04/07/21
Realized my "Star Buiilder" Design was in need of some love in form of updated art in my shops!
The Star Builder is updated in my redbubble and teepublic shops. Check it out here: The Star Builder
Not a fan of the Spring rain.
04/07/21
Another entry in my collection of Spring Designs!
The April Aylesbury is updated in my redbubble and teepublic shops. Check it out here: April Aylesbury
Crank the sunlight to 11.
03/28/21
Put a collection together of all my Spring Designs. Check em out!
Check out Spring Birds and others.
Captain Pancake is making off with the jelly beans.
03/18/21
Hop into Spring! I updated my Easter Designs. Check em out!
Check out Captain Eastercakes and others.
Da Lucky Chicago Dog is here for the green river.
03/16/21
Super lucky and new works for my St Patricks Day Series.
Check out St Patrick's Day Chicago Dog and others.
Pot Of Gold Shark is guarding the gold at the end of the rainbow.
03/01/21
Super lucky and new works for my St Patricks Day Series.
Check out The Pot O'Gold Shark and others.
Da Chicago Dog is ready for a new decade!
03/10/21
Added a fresh look to my previous Da Chicago Dog
Check out Da Chicago Dog '21 and Da Chicago Dog Text Tee!
Da Chicago Gator Bites Back!
03/09/21
Added a new Chicago tribute design to my Chicago Collection.
Check out Da Chicago Gator and Da Chicago Gator Dog Text Tee!
Valentines Shark is ready for some LOVE.
02/01/21
I updated my Valentines Day designs!
Check out The Valentines Day Shark and others.
12 Santas are stoked for Xmas!
01/02/21
"12 Santas" was featured on TeePublic the week of Xmas!
Want to pick this up as a sticker or tee now? Check out 12 Santas on Teepublic.
Had we only known...
11/07/20
Having a rough 2020, well commemorate it with "Calendar 2020."
Want to pick this up as a sticker or tee now? Check out Calendar 2020 on Redbubble.
Waiting for election results all...
11/04/20
Waiting for election results? ME TOO!
I thought my design "The Bad Day Log" fit the mood of everyone right now.
Just updated this design on Redbubble!
Wellness Apple selected for the Wellness Challenge on Threadless!
11/04/20
My design "The Wellness Apple" was selected by Threadless as the winner of the Wellness Challenge!
In the mood for some DANGER?
10/25/20
My vector side project DangerHuskie is now live. Check out the new site here.
You can also view the work over at the vector section of my portfolio.
Sweet Sweet Portfolio Update Goodness
10/25/20
My Portfolio update is live! Browse the site to look around. Hopefully everything is linking and working well.
Check out the full write up about the two year endeavor of updating my site in my new blog!
