Sharks in Water
Sheet Cake Destruction Shark | View Work
Created: August 22nd, 2024 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Some sharks can in fact grow hair and let that salt and pepper flow rock out in tandem with some sweet patriotic gear FOR AMERICA.
"Potential Fireworks Disaster Shark"
Created: August 20th, 2024 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: You might want to be careful with any crates of fireworks and misplaced lighters around any sharks near the, the situation might become a spectacle!
Created: May 3rd, 2024 | Role: Illustrator
Rain, wind, cold, warm days breaking up the cold, and of course the flowers starting to peak out of the ground. Who loves Spring? Well this shark does.
"Halloween Candy Destruction Shark"
Created: October 31st, 2023 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks will eat your current and past Halloween candy plunders with reckless abandon because they love them some crunchy, sweet, and gooey candy!
Created: October 27th, 2023 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: If sharks spend enough time with jack o'lanterns in the water on All Hallows Eve, they become one themselves!
Created: October 25th, 2023 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Don't get in the water and between a shark and it's appetite for some October pumpkin destruction this Halloween!
Created: August 1st, 2023 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks are known to totally manhandle a box of delicious ice cream sandwiches.
Created: July 23rd, 2023 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks have taken up jobs as ice cream men and are serving up soft serve ice cream cones...with sprin-kills...sorry...sprinkles!
Created: September 1st, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Mrs Claus Shark is a mean mean cookie baking machine and a great host in the waters of the North Pole.
Created: August 21st, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Shark love to destroy any snowmen that might end up in the ocean and assume their jolly identities!
Created: August 2nd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks love to get dressed up, deliver presents, and eat cookies when it's Christmastime as Jolly St Nick!
Created: April 17th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks love jelly beans so much! During Easter weekend they will be on the hunt for their all that sugary jelly bean goodness!
Created: April 16th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Best be on the look out for sharks posing as goodie basket carrying bunnies, they love Easter.
Created: April 3rd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Zombie sharks are still swimming in the waters, although they are undead, and roaming the seas looking for fresh tasty BRAINS!
"St Patrick's Day Sweets Shark"
Created: March 29th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks love to live it up, every single day of March for St Patrick's Day and enjoy all the treats, sweets and minty flavored drinks!
Created: September 29th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks are not real nuts about going back to school, but they do love taking a bite out of their school supplies!
Created: August 27th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks like to bust out their scarves and mittens and have pumpkin spice lattes during decorative gourd season.
Created: August 26th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: If donuts are in the water the the shark will request coffee with its the of donuts, after he claims them as his own, thanks. THANKS.
Created: August 24th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Best not bother a shark when it's enjoying a box of donuts.
Created: March 24th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Hailing from Aurora, IL, the 'City of Lights'.
Created: March 15th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: If it's around St Patrick's Day and you see a rainbow land in the ocean, beware, the gold is probably being guarded by a shark!
Created: January 13th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks can grow mullets and like to get a little rowdy.
Created: January 12th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
The most terrible shark in the seas!
Created: December 10th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Goon sharks aren't afraid to lose some teeth (they grow back anyway).
"The Gingerbread Destruction Shark"
Created: December 7th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks have a hankering for all things gingerbread, best not get in their way.
Created: December 7th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: When there's demand, Santa dresses sharks as elves and put them to work building toys.
Created: April 25th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks are known to annihilate any and all festive and tasty chocolate birthday party cupcakes when given the opportunity.
Created: April 23rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Lady sharks love birthday parties.
"Sheet Cake Destruction Shark"
Created: April 22nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks can do a number on sheet cakes at birthday parties.
Created: April 21st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
He's been in the lower depths of the ocean for the past 4 hours drinking coffee.
Created: April 10th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: St Patrick's Day may have come and gone, but the local sharks still celebrated the hell out of it all dressed in green!
Created: February 28th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks are pretty active and need a breather and like to wind down a bit at night for bedtime after a long day of doing shark stuff.
Created: February 26th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks aren't too concerned with safety, so learn from this shark! Always remember safety first! (but more fun when it's third).
Created: February 21st, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sometimes sharks swim pretty close to the shore. However this shark may have broken the surface a BIT too far inland. Just a bit.
Created: December, 2013 | Role: Illustrator
The Hockey Shark has it's sticks and puck ready and just wanted to pop in for a quick game.
Created: July, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Some sharks just like to let the wind blow through their glorious mullet and kick back a ice cold sixer.
Created: July, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Birthday Princess Sharks want it their way or there will be hell to pay.
Created: July, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks love birthdays more than you could ever know and are always hungry for some sweet birthday cake!
Created: July, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks love American and fireworks on the 4th of July.
Created: August, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks love celebrating Easter weekend festivities, stealing Easter candy and Easter eggs, and of course, dressing as an imposter Easter Bunny.
Created: February, 2015 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks love LOVE, Valentine's Day, chocolates, flower and candy. And also those headbands with the arrows thorugh 'em. The best!
Created: February, 2015 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Cupid Sharks are just here to spread some loving for Valentines Day to all the hopeless romantics! (And also probably eat you).
Created: September, 2015 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks will stop at nothing to lead the sleigh this Christmas. Keep on the lookout REINDEER.
Created: September, 2015 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Santa shark loves gift giving during Christmas and brings presents to all the oceanic creatures!
Created: July, 2015 | Role: Illustrator
If you little sharks don't settle down I'm sending you to your room!
Created: July, 2015 | Role: Illustrator
Dad shark just wants to read the paper and be left the hell alone.
Created: December, 2014 | Role: Illustrator
Sometimes sharks are a little nerdy, and that's OK!
Created: December, 2014 | Role: Illustrator
The best way to scare away crows is the apex predator of the sea!
Created: September, 2014 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Enforcer Sharks love MURDERSKATE.
Created: September, 2014 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Great White Sharks love to swim up into Lake Michigan and watch Bears games.
"The Great White Northern Shark"
Created: September, 2014 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Great White North Sharks love Canada and Hockey.
Created: April, 2014 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Sharks love to eat cake, open presents, and celebrate birthdays, just keep your distance if one shows up to your birthday.
Created: February, 2014 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Some sharks are huge fans of sewer dwelling turtles!
Created: January, 2014 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Some sharks just want you for your brains!
Created: December, 2013 | Role: Illustrator
Fact: Some sharks really like SNL's 'Celebrity Jeopardy'! It's a funny hat. It's funny.
Created: September 21st, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Even sharks can be seen enjoying the last days of Summer!
Is that..nah, no way
Sharks in the Wild
Sharks sometimes leave their waters and join humanity in disguise. This is a gallery of spotting of these sharks in the wild!
Created: January 2013 | Role: Illustrator
Save our forests from the destruction of the Lumberjack Shark!
"The Birthday Party Clown Shark"
Created: July, 2015 | Role: Illustrator
Beware: Sharks are infiltrating children's birthday parties dressed as clowns making balloon animals to everyone's delight!
Created: May, 2015 | Role: Illustrator
Beware: Sharks have found the end of the rainbow, are dressed like leprechauns or something, and are guarding the pots of gold.
Getting real spooky up in here
Halloween Designs
A selection of my most frightful designs from over the years. Pen, ink and a little bit of spooky!
Created: September, 2018 | Role: Illustrator
Happy Halloween! The spookiest time of the year! Our friend Captain Pancake has his most frightful costume on and is in the Halloween spirit!
Created: October 13th, 2018 | Role: Illustrator
Pieces of various delicious pastries brought back to life!
Getting decked out
Skater Designs
Totaly cool sporty fruits, ghosts, pumpkins and more shredding on their skateboards!
Created: January 28th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
The Banana Skater is the chillest banana on a skateboard you'll ever see!
Created: February 19th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
Orange you glad this skating fruit stopped by to say hi?
Created: February 10th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
A skating fruit that ap-PEAR-ently does the juiciest tricks!