Dear Future Girlfriend

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To all the single ladies...

This is a personal project I started on my Facebook as status updates that I decided to roll into it's own blog, that then became a weekly one panel comic called "Dear Future Girlfriend"!

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Dear Future Girlfriend: You go all and bust out all your best smash dancing moves for your favorite genre of music: FALLCORE.

Created: October 8th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Aint no smash dancing like the smashing of pumpkins, smash dancing.

Dear Future Girlfriend: You'll make sure I'm not sleeping through my alarm clock with that new Texas Chainsaw Massacare chime.

Created: October 4th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

You'll make sure I'm up for work on time, albeit with an accelerated heartbeat, during cool weather sleepy season.

Dear Future Girlfriend: If things were to unfortunately fizzle out, we'll always be united in our undying hatred of pants.

Created: July 17th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

If it doesn't work out, we'll at least have this in common, forever.

A young man combs his mullet back while wearing a jean vest and graphic tee.

Created: July 12th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

The mullet is back and I'm here to rock my mane.

A pretty brunette woman with a victory hairstyle rides a giant red, white and blue bottle rocket while fireworks pop off in the background.

Created: July 4th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Happy birthday America! Revamp of an old one. USA! USA! USA!

A couple exchanges gifts dressed as road construction workers and the gifts are wrapped and in safety orange and caution tape.

Created: May 24th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

The best season of the year to exchange gifts, card, frustration, despair.

A woman dressed as Mario dances against a green warp pipe.

Created: March 10th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Future girlfriend doing her thing on the green warp pipe.

A couple stand amazed, decked out to battle the winter elements, as an old couple strolls by.

Created: March 6th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Decked out to battle the fringes of Winter, and here are the neighborhood old folk just going for a stroll.

Dear Future Girlfriend I first thought fantasy basketball meant getting decked out in lingerie while dribbling a basketball, staring me down with your GAME FACE. But yeah, a March Madness bracket tourney is cool.

Created: March 3rd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Dear Future Girlfriend: You are totally bringing it for March Madness.

A man professes his love to his lady by making heart shapes outside her window in candy, but not before enjoying some himself.

Created: March 2nd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Just me in the Spring trying to seduce you with discount Valentine Canday, and a little bit of Easter candy too.

A group of candy hearts, cupids and love birds learn how to say and spell February.

Created: February 15th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Valentines may have come and gone, but me and my Future Girlfriend gonna teach the candy hearts, love birds and cupids how to say and spell February correctly.

A couple fights the Winter with flamethrowers and a little groundhog in tow.

Created: February, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

For Spring! For the little Groundhog buddy!

Dear Future Girlfriend: You only browse the intertet with your custom internet browser: Firefoxy.

Created: January 13th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

It also makes your machine run hot.

A turtle with a pizza on a stick enters 2022.

Created: January 11th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Unsure of what 2022 has in store, we send our own brand of ninja turtle to scope it out.

A woman enters a white elephant party with a literal elephant.

Created: December 28th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

A girl knows how to make a White Elephant party a real treat.

A familiar white and green spotted egg is keeping toasty under a heat lamp.

Created: December 5th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

A text entry for my future girlfriend on keeping toasty this winter.

A familiar white and green spotted egg is keeping toasty under a heat lamp.

Created: November 9th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Gotta keep a dino egg handy just in case the mushrooms and turtles RISE UP/

Two kids look on in horror as they discover Halloween decorations in a leaf pile. Or did they?

Created: November 9th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Just because it's November, doesn't mean the 'tricks' need to stop!

A couple mourns their favorite fast food sandwiches.

Created: August 3rd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Please respect our privacy during this tough time.

A woman takes a selfie while drivin as a shark rides shotgun.

Created: July 13th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

You like to live dangerously.

A man gets a very comfortable night's sleep.

Created: May 4th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever just like slept for 8 hours in the most comfortable and uninterrupted way possible?

A man is all scratched up after a night with his pink moon werewolf girlfriend.

Created: April 27th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Got a little rowdy last night.

A couple has two flamethrowers ablaze while going on a walk.

Created: April 8th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Still a bit early, but the bugs are starting to emerge…

A man delivers a sandwich sporting a mullet.

Created: April 7th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

A true champion of sandwich delivery, a relic, a romantic.

A woman rides a lucky infused unicorn.

Created: March 17th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

I'm sure everyone reading this knows of the legend of the eye lazer St Patrick's Day Unicorn? Sweet. Done. DONE. YOU'RE ALL SO LUCKED.

A couple touts their post-love making glow.

Created: February 28th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

All that heat and love! Melting the snow and stuff!

A group of Cupids removes snow.

Created: February 25th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Helping out all the Cupids til their next gig.

A hardcore Cupid rides a horse ready to spread love with a heart-shaped mace.

Created: February 14th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

About to go Medieval on LOVE.

A sweet gal, juxtaposed with a rowdy rodeo clown

Created: February 2nd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

You: A classy gal. Me: Not so much.

A couple fends off an army of holiday treats.

Created: December 10th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

We shall vanquish all the goodies! AT DAWN WE RIDE!

A couple relaxes in a giant gray boat.

Created: November 24th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Don't worry about the logistics of a giant gravy boat jacuzzi, or the technology that powers the gravy boat phone, just relax and enjoy the gravy.

A couple does lame touristy stuff with matching haircuts, shirts.

Created: November 18th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Let's meet up and be total lame-o's.

A couple walks during a powerful wind storm.

Created: November 17th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Making bad life decisions.

A couple jams in a garage band on 11/11 at 11:11.

Created: November 11th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Jamming dressed as Eleven, on 11/11 at 11:11.

A woman poses in red white and blue American themed gear.

Created: November 3rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator


A couple makes love in a giant jack o'lantern.

Created: October 31st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Making friends uncomfortable, always.

A couple poses for a photo in creepy Halloween gear.

Created: October 28th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Making friends uncomfortable, always.

A couple sits on the couch in a giant undwear costume.

Created: October 21st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Hopefully we can bust this setup out next year?

A couple smashes pumpkins during a mosh pit.

Created: October 20th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Your fav new music genre.

A woman trims the hair of a male werewolf.

Created: October 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Keeping that mane trimmed despite a full moon.

A couple dressed as frankenstein's brde and dracula flirt over the phone.

Created: October 6th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

You and me and a little spooky talk.

Two people dressed as ghosts pester their neighbors.

Created: October 2nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

It's moans or sexual groans season.

A couple with pumpkin heads a smitten with each other.

Created: October 1st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A good day to start a relationship.

A couple gets frisky under a large pile of leaves.

Created: September 22nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Frisky time afoot under piles of leaves.

A woman touches a man from inside the house as he notices older men waiting to enter a sauna.

Created: September 16th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

When the windows a steamin, best be leavin'.

A woman is surrounded by men in 90's grunge fashion

Created: September 1st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All things grunge and neon, future girlfriend.

A couple walks a terror dog from the film Ghostbusters.

Created: August 28th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Who ya gonna call when the terror dog comes creepin up on you!?

A man goes to town on a pack of popsicles, with the juice all over his face, arms and shirt.

Created: August 26th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

It's…it's too damn hot!

A stork and baby deliver toilet paper to a young man.

Created: August 25th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Helping the storks with that side hustle.

A couple that looks like Fred and Wilma Flintstone enjoy a large rack of ribs.

Created: August 11th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

When fine dining is free of restrictions, we'll dine like prehistoric cartoon characters.

A young man hauls a bag of garbage to the curb in the shape of 2020

Created: August 6th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Takin out the trash.

A woman shows off her pro wrestling inspired tattoo.

Created: August 5th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Today's comics is about wrestling, and chest tats. Enjoy.

A couple enjoys a music show on their phone while being interrupted by a roadie.

Created: August 4th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Just enjoying the ambiance, the weather, and the festival folk watching.

A couple cools off in a jacuzzi filled with freeze pops.

Created: July 15th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Keeping cool.

A couple hiding fireworks, sport a noticeable sunburn.

Created: July 8th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

For America!

Just some bald eagles sporting some cool new hairdoos

Created: July 7th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Bald no more!

A couple enjoys an especially long social distance hot dog.

Created: July 4th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A safe and tasty treat!

A woman rides a red white and blue rocket saluting the viewer.

Created: July 2nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A true patriot, no doubt about it!

A man does his best to itch an assortment of bug bites.

Created: June 23rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Best part of a walk in the Spring is getting eaten alive.

A basic dude hides his overgrown quarantine hair with a sweet oversized hat.

Created: June 16th 2020 | Role: Illustrator

What quarantine hair?

An assortment of lawn ornaments as their death metal versions in a yard.

Created: June 10th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A truly shocking sight to drive past.

A couple goes for a jog in full GWAR gear

Created: June 3rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All's fair in love and GWAR, I say.

A group of rabbits flee as a man is perplexed.

Created: June 2nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Gray rabbits as gray hair. GET IT?

A woman draped in a snake desceneds a flight of stairs.

Created: May 29th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Repost of this lovely lady descending the stairs.

A man admires a burger that is extra extra tall.

Created: May 27th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A burger that touches the sky.

A woman dressed as Immortan Joe lounges on a couch.

Created: May 21st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Repost of my old Thunder Dome comic.

A couple with hair resembling kaijus appear to quarrel.

Created: May 20th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

King of all monster hair.

A man drifts away on the top of a house wearing an oversized foam cowboy hat.

Created: May 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Take me a away torrential downpour.

A man is walking untouched by rain.

Created: May 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

No rain will soak these jeans!

A man works at a computer with a crow perched on his shoudler.

Created: May 13th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Just my little helper! Ka-kaw!

Two monster trucks are parked in front of a sunset.

Created: May 12th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Just the gentle purr of a car crushing machine as we watch the sun set.

A woman and man lean against a car sporting denim giving the horns to the viewer.

Created: May 7th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All hail true metal!

A woman and man with overgrown hair and the dude with a beard, flirt under all the hair.

Created: May 6th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Under our quarantine hair, no one will ever know.

A woman dotes on a man will being a being of pure light.

Created: May 5th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

You'll be the light of my life, literally, and a bit on the BRIGHT side.

A giant chocolate Easter bunny marches through a city

Created: April 17th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

And there's usually a lot of left over candy, especially this year.

A woman crashes through the wall of a man's apartment with leftover Easter candy.

Created: April 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Making sure I get that sweet Easter candy.

A couple with some haggard pandemic hair.

Created: April 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Lockdown hair coming in hot!

A woman in protective gloves and facemask wheels a keg of beer.

Created: April 7th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Someone has to drink it before it spoils!

A couple completely wrapped in TP approach each other.

Created: March 24th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Mummys in the time of COVID.

A couple dressed in tulip costumes put a finishing move on a snowman.

Created: March 23rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator


A sea of St Patricks day revelers floating in a sea of green beer.

Created: March 17th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Revamp of my St Pats 'Green Fluid' comic

A couple enjoys each others company while surrounded by an invisible fart cloud.

Created: March 4th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator


A group of animals that jump are congregated on a trampoline.

Created: February 29th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Just a hip hopping around for the New Year.

Comic of a man with a giant paczki head piece.

Created: February 24th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Revamp of my previous Paczki comic.

Text-based comic about rock musicians going country.

Created: February 20th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Truly the WORST.

A woman dressed as Mario dances around a green pipe.

Created: February 18th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Revamp of a little pipe dancing 'toon.

Text-based comic about petals leading to carbs.

Created: February 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All paths lead to carbs.

A couple walks in a suit of armor deflecting cupid's arrows.

Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Revamp of my previous love is in the air comic.

A trio of hearts shovel the snow.

Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Revamp of this little comic about hears shoveling in Winter.

A text-based comic about a sex move called 'the igloo'.

Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

One of many sex moves.

Text-based comic telling about splitting a pair of pajama pants in the cold Winter months.

Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

You get de right side I get de left side.

A text-based comic describing an impenetrable aura of love.

Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A true forcefield.

A text comic describing a resevoir of a couple's enemies tears.

Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All of those tears have to go somewhere.

A group of fans, fans and animals attempt to push warm air North.

Created: March 21st, 2019 | Role: Illustrator

Just a few fans.

A man expresses his love in a heart shaped formation of chicken nuggets in the snow.

Created: February 28th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator

BBQ sauce not included.

A man with his dog has a sea of cupid arrows about to descend on him.

Created: February 14th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator

We'll blot out the Sun.

A man is suspended from the ceiling by duct tape.

Created: February 13th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator

Duct Tape as punishment.

A man is celebrating in front of various flowing flavors of fondue.

Created: February 12th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator

Fondue it.

A woman looks in happiness at a pipe monster plant from Super Mario.

Created: February 11th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator

Vegan, with a dash of DANGER.

A woman picks pieces of food out of a man's overgrown beard.

Created: December 1st, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Still good.

A woman has busted through a wall in a giant pumpkin costume, sporting two pumpkin spice cannons

Created: November 19th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Satisfying a Fall craving.

A couple is pressed against their picture window from a house full of Halloween candy.

Created: November 7th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Cleaning house on the discount Halloween candy.

A man works a Halloween party crowd in a gigantic waffle costume.

Created: October 28th , 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Stranger Things have happened.

A woman tells campfire stories to an attentive man.

Created: October 22nd, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

You always come back to me!

A woman on a large red, white and blue bottle rocket does a salute.

Created: July 4th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Supporting the red, white and blue!

A woman is surrounded by some of the Earth's oddest creatures.

Created: April 23rd, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

One with nature

A woman in a gigantic Easter egg costume crashes through an office wall bearing candy.

Created: April 15th 2017 | Role: Illustrator


A trial of bacon bits lead to the bedroom.

Created: March 29th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

You shall know us by the trail of bacon!

A man in a life jacket in a sea of green beer.

Created: March 17th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Save me from the green fluid!

A man in an elevator with a gigantic paczki for a hat confuses fellow riders.

Created: February 28th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Making all the friends with my paczki hat!

A couple watches tv in a sea of popcorn

Created: February 22nd, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Binge watching like a CHAMPION.

A woman with four extra arms carries all the groceries.

Created: February 8th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

When bringing in the groceries is a cinch!

A woman dressed as mario dances on a green pipe

Created: January 31st, 2017 | Role: Illustrator


A man winks in front of an ice sculpture blowing him a kiss.

Created: January 25th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Chainsaw Ice Sculptor Extroidinaire.

A yeti fails to hide under a dog house

Created: January 9th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

That's my dog!

A couple passed the grim reaper

Created: January 3rd, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

It's over, finally!

A woman is adrift in a sea of opened wrapping paper.

Created: December 26th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

(Baywatch theme plays).

A girl dressed in a xmas tree costume does a come hither motion.

Created: December 24th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Too sexy!

A smiling belt has an extra notch to accommodate holiday weight gain

Created: Decmember 18th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

A little play to save the day.

A gingerbread man rides shotgun to a man on his daily commute.

Created: Decmber 9th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Ah yes, the gingerbread carpool.

A full grown bear intimidates a man at breakfast.

Created: Decmber 11th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

That feeling of regret.

A couple dressed in ghost outfits annoy their neighbors.

Created: November 20th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator


A man is disturbed from his rest by a horror movie villain busting out of his alarm clock.

Created: October 30th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator


A man who is turned a werewolf is shaving his hair with help from a lady friend.

Created: October 30th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator


A woman dressed in black descends down a flight of stairs with a snake draped across her shoulders

Created: October 24th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Sometime today, babe!

A small balding man with a cigar and fairy wings attends to a basket full of laundry.

Created: October 9th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator


A woman who looks like a character from Mad Max reclines on a sofa.

Created: October 2nd, 2016 | Role: Illustrator


A young woman unroots an apple bearing tree.

Created: September 25th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Apple of the GODS!

A woman smiles with a beauty mark that is in the shape of the batman logo.

Created: September 18th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

A beauty mark with a vengeance.

A woman with long flowing hair has shark teeth in it instead of feathers.

Created: September 12th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Hairflips are somewhat dangerous.

A woman is smiling holding a plate stacked with pancakes.

Created: September 5th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

All day. All. Day.

A woman presents and eagle and an owl on her shoulders.

Created: August 23, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

(Metallica plays).

A man dressed for work slides down a slip and slide

Created: August 8th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator


A woman is whispering in a man's ear in bed.

Created: August 14th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Whispering those sweet parking tips to park it LIKE A GLOVE.

A menacing woman is baring her teeth in front of some friendly bears

Created: August 8th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Super nice bears.

A cheesehead is confused

Created: July 12th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Wisconsin: Illinois' 'Recreation State'

A woman knight is humble in defeat as a giant pair of pants reaks havoc in the background

Created: April 17th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

The persistence of pants, the agony of defeat.

A woman reanimates a man under a sheet ala Frankenstein's monster

Created: March 21st, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

That'll do it!

A couple dressed in chicken chick costumes manhandle Old Man Winter in a wrestling match

Created: March 20th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

An elbow drop from the top rope! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

A man dressed for work is riding a giant frog

Created: February 29th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Getting to work in style! RIBBIT!

A couple in a suits of armor deflects cupids arrows

Created: February 14th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Love is in the air, HA, nice try CUPID.

A man is buried in fastfood burgers and nuggets and his hand emerges from the food

Created: February 7th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

The NOMS will save me!

A trio of hearts shovel snow

Created: January 25th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator


A Monday calendar day is surrounded by fire and fury.

Created: January 18th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Hell hath no fury!

A confused yeti wonders

Created: January 16th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

Yep, YOU!