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Weekender

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Hooray for the Weekender!

A series of editorial comics that shipped with humor articles for the Weekend section of the Nothern Star.

These ran around 2004 to 2005 during my graduate studies in pursuit of an MFA from Northern Illinois University.

A bunch of misguided college students show off their tragic fashions to the viewer.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

From Struppendous Advice: Sure-fire fashion statements of 2005, and you, and a roll of duct tape.

A wave of college kids is ready to crash on the writer in his car.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: A new school year is upon us and therefore a crushing wave of college aged debauchery comes with it.

Two roommates hold a conversation while one drifts off into a daydream about the other roommate riding a bomb to the Earth, ala DrStrangelove.

Created: September 1st, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: Is your dorm-appointed roommate actually a dirty commie bastard looking to turn DeKalb into a dirty hammer and sickle hellscape state?

Two PDAs show each other PDA, while the writer holds back vomit.

Created: September 1st, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Nothing worse than old school PDAs showing PDA.

A 1950s housewife presents a casserole to some tipsy college kids.

Created: September 8th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: What would some tasty home cooking do for a nutrition deprived college kid when the clock strikes Beer:30?

Our writer tries to avoid any involvement with the Frat house varmints, when passing by their house.

Created: September 8th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: A LITERAL Animal House.

A man is in the fetal position after being handled in a game of Battleship.

Created: September 14th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: Another game of Relationship!

A student with a plethora of attached magnifying glasses spies the answers off of an attractive student.

Created: September 14th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: Cheaters never prosper.

A roommate with a bum leg is met with fake snow and Caddyshack reference.

Created: September 21st, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: Have an injured friend managing a bum leg? Why not cast them, without their consent, in your upcoming Christmas play as Tiny Tim?

A giant robotic ferret is en route to fight a hurricane, while a variety of monsters destroy the town.

Created: September 21st, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: Kaijus to the rescue!

A man views himself in a magic mirror, the real depiction is tragically different.

Created: September 29th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: Magic Mirror.

Our writer finds a taboo subject with the ladies in the wild.

Created: September 29th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: A taboo subject.

I added some bowel movement aiding elements in the forground. Lucky Charms, woo.

Created: October 6th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: Fox News.

A variety of B-Movie scences in a multi-frame single panel comic.

Created: October 6th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: B-Movies.

Roommates steal an attractive roommate's apartment blind.

Created: October 12th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: Just a little three finger discount, ROOMIE.

A newly wed woman asks the dinner party some questions.

Created: October 12th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: Weddings, X-Files and Alien Babies.

A woman gabbing on the phone blocks an entire shopping aisle.

Created: October 20th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: You're blocking the way Ma'am.

A man enjoys time in the park and sick Canadian Geese fall from the sky from symptoms of a bird flu.

Created: October 20th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: Canadian Geese pandemic.

An oversized cellphone dressed in drag lures a man bothering another man trying to make a break for it.

Created: October 27th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: Diversions.

A hospital waiting room with germs and Scully from X-Files.

Created: October 27th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: Pregnancy.

A lonely teacher pleads for her class to stay.

Created: November 11th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: The lonely professors dragging out class dismissal.

Our writer inteviews Larysa Oleynik while his recorder goes on the fritz.

Created: November 11th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: The Alex Mack Tapes.

A super fan cries over the death of the last Star Wars movie.

Created: November 10th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: So long prequel Star Wars.

Diagram of questional seasonal sodas.

Created: November 10th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: Holiday Sodas.

A smelly roommate is unknowingly flanked by ninjas with loofas.

Created: November 16th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: The stinky roommate and loofa toting ninjas.

Our writer wakes up to a bed mate missing a head, as well as a floating horse head.

Created: November 16th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: Brayton revisits some weird dreams.

A dude is surrounded by some blue pop culture honies.

Created: Decmber 1st, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

Struppendous Advice: Blue in pop culture.

Our writer says farewell to a giant slice of cheese, I as the artist admit my sleep deprived goof.

Created: Decmber 1st, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

The Spaghetti Dinner Bear Presents: Cheese and Pencils.

Mondays are the worst

Monday Comic

Just a weekly comic I started celebrating everyone's least favorite day of the week.

A local Midwestern man brings in some of the creatures of the forest to cool off and watch a movie togther.

Created: June, 2025 | Role: Illustrator

It's a hot one out and another scorcher today. You hot? Well the creatures of the forest are too! Bring them in and cool off to a movie or something.

Canadian geese aren't very likely to kill you, but they just may be able to, as this Monday comic suggests.

Created: July, 2024 | Role: Illustrator

Always keep your head on a swivel when amongst the geese of CANADA.

A middle aged Midwesterner learns about not wearing gloves in the cold has tragic repercussions.

Created: February, 2023 | Role: Illustrator

That last cold snap really cashed my hands out to oblivion.

Comics about a wonderful future gal pal

Dear Future Girlfriend

Another weekly comic that started as a series of smart-assed Facebook posts and grew into a comic!

Dear Future Girlfriend: You go all and bust out all your best smash dancing moves for your favorite genre of music: FALLCORE.

Created: October 8th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Aint no smash dancing like the smashing of pumpkins, smash dancing.

Dear Future Girlfriend: You'll make sure I'm not sleeping through my alarm clock with that new Texas Chainsaw Massacare chime.

Created: October 4th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

You'll make sure I'm up for work on time, albeit with an accelerated heartbeat, during cool weather sleepy season.

Dear Future Girlfriend: If things were to unfortunately fizzle out, we'll always be united in our undying hatred of pants.

Created: July 17th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

If it doesn't work out, we'll at least have this in common, forever.

A helpful little arachnid

Helpful Spider

Always helpful!

Helpful Spider is at the ready with a flamethrower and an axe in case he needs to keep the New Year in line!

Created: June 2023 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider noticed the weather has warmed up and is ready to be helpful for the rest of the year!

Helpful Spider is at the ready with a flamethrower and an axe in case he needs to keep the New Year in line!

Created: January 2023 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is on the ready in case things get weird, which they probably will, so yeah.

Helpful Spider is on top of a totebag with a checklist making sure all the back to school supplies are in there!

Created: August 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is can't believe it's August already either! In any case he's manning your back to school list and making sure you have all your supplies!

Comics usually on Thursdays

The Thursday Treat

Ongoing comics that are sometimes funny, of various amounts of panels, subject manner, and typically on Thursdays, but not on a more fun day like Friday.

The Thursday Treat puts you in the drivers seat of a successful trip to the dealership and behind the wheel of a wildy un-aerodynamic taco-shaped car.

Created: September 28th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

Can the taco not only be a great delivery vehicle for meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and sour cream, but also a wildly un-aerodynamic car?

The Thursday Treat supposes a paradigm that a TRex is a drummer and a rocker, and is playing for an up and comic garage band.

Created: July 6th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator

A tale of a TRex drummer that has a mean heavy and menacing kickdrum style, but lacks a bit with rhythms on the hi-hat and snare.

A wide variety of helpful tips to stay warm during a cold and frigid winter from The Thursday Treat.

Created: February 5th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator

The Thursday Treat is a well of knowledge of helpful, albeit questionable, tips on keeping yourself warm during a frigid Winter.

Comics for the Weekend(er)

Weekender

Comics that were created to compliment articles of the Weekend section of the Nothern Star during the Fall semester of 2005.

A bunch of misguided college students show off their tragic fashions to the viewer.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

From Struppendous Advice: Sure-fire fashion statements of 2005, and you, and a roll of duct tape.

A wave of college kids is ready to crash on the writer in his car.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

From Struppendous Advice: Sure-fire fashion statements of 2005, and you, and a roll of duct tape.

A super fan cries over the death of the last Star Wars movie.

Created: November 10th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

From Struppendous Advice: Sure-fire fashion statements of 2005, and you, and a roll of duct tape.