Dear Future Girlfriend
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Created: October 8th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Aint no smash dancing like the smashing of pumpkins, smash dancing.
“Chainsaw alarm clock (Repost)”
Created: October 4th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
You'll make sure I'm up for work on time, albeit with an accelerated heartbeat, during cool weather sleepy season.
Created: July 17th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
If it doesn't work out, we'll at least have this in common, forever.
Created: July 12th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
The mullet is back and I'm here to rock my mane.
Created: July 4th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Happy birthday America! Revamp of an old one. USA! USA! USA!
Created: May 24th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
The best season of the year to exchange gifts, card, frustration, despair.
Created: March 10th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Future girlfriend doing her thing on the green warp pipe.
Created: March 6th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Decked out to battle the fringes of Winter, and here are the neighborhood old folk just going for a stroll.
Created: March 3rd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Dear Future Girlfriend: You are totally bringing it for March Madness.
Created: March 2nd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Just me in the Spring trying to seduce you with discount Valentine Canday, and a little bit of Easter candy too.
Created: February 15th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Valentines may have come and gone, but me and my Future Girlfriend gonna teach the candy hearts, love birds and cupids how to say and spell February correctly.
Created: February, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
For Spring! For the little Groundhog buddy!
Created: January 13th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
It also makes your machine run hot.
Created: January 11th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Unsure of what 2022 has in store, we send our own brand of ninja turtle to scope it out.
Created: December 28th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
A girl knows how to make a White Elephant party a real treat.
Created: December 5th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
A text entry for my future girlfriend on keeping toasty this winter.
Created: November 9th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Gotta keep a dino egg handy just in case the mushrooms and turtles RISE UP!
Created: November 9th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Just because it's November, doesn't mean the 'tricks' need to stop!
Created: August 3rd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Please respect our privacy during this tough time.
Created: May 4th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Sex is cool and all, but have you ever just like slept for 8 hours in the most comfortable and uninterrupted way possible?
Created: April 8th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Still a bit early, but the bugs are starting to emerge...
Created: April 7th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
A true champion of sandwich delivery, a relic, a romantic.
Created: March 17th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
I'm sure everyone reading this knows of the legend of the eye lazer St Patrick's Day Unicorn? Sweet. Done. DONE. YOU'RE ALL SO LUCKED.
Created: February 28th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
All that heat and love! Melting the snow and stuff!
Created: February 25th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
Helping out all the Cupids til their next gig.
Created: February 2nd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
You: A classy gal. Me: Not so much.
Created: December 10th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
We shall vanquish all the goodies! AT DAWN WE RIDE!
Created: November 24th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Don't worry about the logistics of a giant gravy boat jacuzzi, or the technology that powers the gravy boat phone, just relax and enjoy the gravy.
Created: November 11th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Jamming dressed as Eleven, on 11/11 at 11:11.
Created: October 31st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Getting groovy inside of a big-ass pumpkin!
Created: October 28th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Making friends uncomfortable, always.
Created: October 21st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Hopefully we can bust this setup out next year?
Created: October 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Keeping that mane trimmed despite a full moon.
Created: October 2nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
It's moans or sexual groans season.
Created: October 1st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
A good day to start a relationship.
Created: September 16th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
When the windows a steamin, best be leavin'.
Created: September 1st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
All things grunge and neon, future girlfriend.
Created: August 28th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Who ya gonna call when the terror dog comes creepin up on you!?
Created: August 11th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
When fine dining is free of restrictions, we'll dine like prehistoric cartoon characters.
Created: August 5th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Today's comics is about wrestling, and chest tats. Enjoy.
“Social Disntanced Summerfest”
Created: August 4th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Just enjoying the ambiance, the weather, and the festival folk watching.
Created: June 23rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Best part of a walk in the Spring is getting eaten alive.
Created: June 10th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
A truly shocking sight to drive past.
Created: May 29th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Repost of this lovely lady descending the stairs.
Created: May 21st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Repost of my old Thunder Dome comic.
Created: May 12th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Just the gentle purr of a car crushing machine as we watch the sun set.
Created: May 6th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Under our quarantine hair, no one will ever know.
Created: May 5th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
You'll be the light of my life, literally, and a bit on the BRIGHT side.
Created: April 17th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
And there's usually a lot of left over candy, especially this year.
Created: April 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Making sure I get that sweet Easter candy.
Created: March 23rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT SNOWMAN IS BROKE IN HALF!
Created: March 17th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Revamp of my St Pats 'Green Fluid' comic.
Created: February 29th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Just a hip hopping around for the New Year.
Created: February 24th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Revamp of my previous Paczki comic.
Created: February 18th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Revamp of a little pipe dancing 'toon.
Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Revamp of my previous love is in the air comic.
Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
Revamp of this little comic about hears shoveling in Winter.
Created: February 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
You get de right side I get de left side.
Created: November 7th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator
Cleaning house on the discount Halloween candy.
Created: February 8th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator
When bringing in the groceries is a cinch!
Created: January 25th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator
Chainsaw Ice Sculptor Extroidinaire.
Created: August 14th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
Whispering those sweet parking tips to park it LIKE A GLOVE.
Created: April 17th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
The persistence of pants, the agony of defeat.
Created: March 20th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
An elbow drop from the top rope! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
Created: February 14th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
Love is in the air, HA, nice try CUPID.
Mondays are the worst
Monday Comic
Just a weekly comic I started celebrating everyone's least favorite day of the week.
Created: June, 2025 | Role: Illustrator
It's a hot one out and another scorcher today. You hot? Well the creatures of the forest are too! Bring them in and cool off to a movie or something.
Created: July, 2024 | Role: Illustrator
Always keep your head on a swivel when amongst the geese of CANADA.
Created: February, 2023 | Role: Illustrator
That last cold snap really cashed my hands out to oblivion.
Comics about a wonderful future gal pal
Dear Future Girlfriend
Another weekly comic that started as a series of smart-assed Facebook posts and grew into a comic!
Created: October 8th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Aint no smash dancing like the smashing of pumpkins, smash dancing.
“Chainsaw alarm clock (Repost)”
Created: October 4th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
You'll make sure I'm up for work on time, albeit with an accelerated heartbeat, during cool weather sleepy season.
Created: July 17th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
If it doesn't work out, we'll at least have this in common, forever.
A helpful little arachnid
Helpful Spider
Always helpful!
Created: June 2023 | Role: Illustrator
Helpful Spider noticed the weather has warmed up and is ready to be helpful for the rest of the year!
Created: January 2023 | Role: Illustrator
Helpful Spider is on the ready in case things get weird, which they probably will, so yeah.
Created: August 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Helpful Spider is can't believe it's August already either! In any case he's manning your back to school list and making sure you have all your supplies!
Comics usually on Thursdays
The Thursday Treat
Ongoing comics that are sometimes funny, of various amounts of panels, subject manner, and typically on Thursdays, but not on a more fun day like Friday.
Created: September 28th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator
Can the taco not only be a great delivery vehicle for meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and sour cream, but also a wildly un-aerodynamic car?
Created: July 6th, 2017 | Role: Illustrator
A tale of a TRex drummer that has a mean heavy and menacing kickdrum style, but lacks a bit with rhythms on the hi-hat and snare.
Created: February 5th, 2016 | Role: Illustrator
The Thursday Treat is a well of knowledge of helpful, albeit questionable, tips on keeping yourself warm during a frigid Winter.
Comics for the Weekend(er)
Weekender
Comics that were created to compliment articles of the Weekend section of the Nothern Star during the Fall semester of 2005.
Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator
From Struppendous Advice: Sure-fire fashion statements of 2005, and you, and a roll of duct tape.
Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator
From Struppendous Advice: Sure-fire fashion statements of 2005, and you, and a roll of duct tape.
Created: November 10th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator
From Struppendous Advice: Sure-fire fashion statements of 2005, and you, and a roll of duct tape.