July 16th, 2026
In the land of corn far into the country, one can only be judged by the size of your farm, and chickens, and the LARGEST chicken. Right?
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Flightless Midwest poultry having a really weird day.
Created: April 19th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Just an absolute unit of a bird. I mean look at this thing. That right there is a freakin chicken. Just a total unit.
Created: April 21st, 2022 | Role: Illustrator
Business. All business all the time. So much business. Lots and lots of business. Don't talk to me, I'm so busy with business. BUSINESS.
Beaches, ice cream and sharks?
Summertime is here and gotta get out and enjoy that sunshine, but also stay cool!
Created: July 29th, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
Car washes are best when a friendly octopus helps!
Created: February 21st, 2019 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sometimes sharks swim pretty close to the shore. However this shark may have broken the surface a BIT too far inland. Just a bit.
Created: April 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator
While all the vacationers are in quarantine, the mermen are free to invade the nation's pools and party their asses off.
Crisp air and crisp leaves
Time to cozy up in your warm jackets blankets and pumpkin flavored things!
Created: January 25th, 2025 | Role: Illustrator
During the cold season, bears like to bulk up with a couple donuts and a hot coffee! It's going to get chilly out there, why not treat yourself!?
Created: August 27th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Sharks like to bust out their scarves and mittens and have pumpkin spice lattes during decorative gourd season.
Created: October 25th, 2023 | Role: Illustrator
FACT: Don't get in the water and between a shark and it's appetite for some October pumpkin destruction this Halloween!
