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Comics for all my friends!

Check out a variety of personal passion projects I've created in my off hours pursuing fine art, cartooning and joke writing.

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Mondays are the worst

Monday Comic

Just a weekly comic I started celebrating everyone's least favorite day of the week.

A young man works on his laptop in an over-sized gray boat.

Created: November 23rd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

If anyone needs me, I'll be getting productive in this gravy boat.

Various vampires look out from their hiding spots as the sun fades in the background.

Created: November 8th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Well at least someone is happy for early sunsets and of course it's VAMPIRES.

A group of fit and trendy young people sweating through their Fall fashion.

Created: October 4th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Suffering for Fall fashion.

Comics about a wonderful future gal pal

Dear Future Girlfriend

Another weekly comic that started as a series of smart-assed Facebook posts and grew into a comic!

Two kids look on in horror as they discover Halloween decorations in a leaf pile. Or did they?

Created: November 9th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Just because it's November, doesn't mean the 'tricks' need to stop!.

A couple mourns their favorite fast food sandwiches.

Created: August 3rd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Please respect our privacy during this tough time.

A woman takes a selfie while drivin as a shark rides shotgun.

Created: July 13th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

You like to live dangerously.

A helpful little arachnid

Helpful Spider

Always helpful!

Helpful Spider is guarding a front door dressed as a Spartan!

Created: November 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is keeping watch so no other spiders or critters get into your place for the Winter!

Helpful Spider has brought you some items to bring you extra luck this St Patrick's Day!

Created: March 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is bringing you luck! Happy St Patrick’s Day!

Helpful Spider is using a magnifying glass to help the snow melt.

Created: February 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is putting in the work to usher in Spring!

Comics for the Weekend(er)


Comics that were created to compliment articles of the Weekend section of the Nothern Star during the Fall semester of 2005.

A bunch of misguided college students show off their tragic fashions to the viewer.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

A wave of college kids is ready to crash on the writer in his car.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

A super fan cries over the death of the last Star Wars movie.

Created: November 10th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator