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Comics for all my friends!

Check out a variety of personal passion projects I've created in my off hours pursuing fine art, cartooning and joke writing.

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Mondays are the worst

Monday Comic

Just a weekly comic I started celebrating everyone's least favorite day of the week.

A man shows his dry, cracked hands as Old Man Winter creeps behind him.

Created: March 6th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Just one last hurrah with Old Man Winter and my dried, cracked hands.

A man in fully immersed into a vat of petroleum jelly to soothe his dry skin.

Created: February 10th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Finally reach the point of the Winter that my skin is totally cashed from the cold and dry air, best just dip me in vaseline.

A potato with a head band runs on a treadmill as a part of their New Year Resolution.

Created: February 10th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

All the potatoes are off the couch and giving it their all in the gym.

Comics about a wonderful future gal pal

Dear Future Girlfriend

Another weekly comic that started as a series of smart-assed Facebook posts and grew into a comic!

A woman dressed as Mario dances against a green warp pipe.

Created: March 10th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Future girlfriend doing her thing on the green warp pipe.

A couple stand amazed, decked out to battle the winter elements, as an old couple strolls by.

Created: March 6th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Decked out to battle the fringes of Winter, and here are the neighborhood old folk just going for a stroll.

Dear Future Girlfriend I first thought fantasy basketball meant getting decked out in lingerie while dribbling a basketball, staring me down with your GAME FACE. But yeah, a March Madness bracket tourney is cool.

Created: March 3rd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Dear Future Girlfriend: You are totally bringing it for March Madness.

A helpful little arachnid

Helpful Spider

Always helpful!

Helpful Spider is using his creative talent and painting a variety of Easter eggs!

Created: April 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is adding some last artistic touches to a few eggs for the Easter Bunny!

Helpful Spider is holding a tray of two spider-sized shamrock shakes by a human sized shamrock shake!

Created: March 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is making sure you get the last of the minty delicious seasonal shake you love!

Helpful Spider is stocking up on various weapons and supplies!

Created: March 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is clearing out the remnants of winter from your gutters to keep you safe!

Comics for the Weekend(er)

Weekender

Comics that were created to compliment articles of the Weekend section of the Nothern Star during the Fall semester of 2005.

A bunch of misguided college students show off their tragic fashions to the viewer.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

A wave of college kids is ready to crash on the writer in his car.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

A super fan cries over the death of the last Star Wars movie.

Created: November 10th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator