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Comics for all my friends!

Check out a variety of personal passion projects I've created in my off hours pursuing fine art, cartooning and joke writing.

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Mondays are the worst

Monday Comic

Just a weekly comic I started celebrating everyone's least favorite day of the week.

A cicada blasting a full sound system.

Created: August 23rd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Cyclical cicadas with the sound systems this year.

A dog puts its head out of the window during a car ride.

Created: August 9th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

All the good boys enjoying window down weather.

A man with a burger head mows his lawn.

Created: August 2nd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Tailgating is nigh.

Comics about a wonderful future gal pal

Dear Future Girlfriend

Another weekly comic that started as a series of smart-assed Facebook posts and grew into a comic!

A couple mourns their favorite fast food sandwiches.

Created: August 3rd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Please respect our privacy during this tough time.

A woman takes a selfie while drivin as a shark rides shotgun.

Created: July 13th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

You like to live dangerously.

A man gets a very comfortable night's sleep.

Created: May 4th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever just like slept for 8 hours in the most comfortable and uninterrupted way possible?

A helpful little arachnid

Helpful Spider

Always helpful!

Helpful Spider has brought you some items to bring you extra luck this St Patrick's Day!

Created: March 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is bringing you luck! Happy St Patrick’s Day!

Helpful Spider is using a magnifying glass to help the snow melt.

Created: February 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider is putting in the work to usher in Spring!

Helpful Spider is covering his eyes while you enjoy some Valentines chocolates.

Created: February 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Helpful Spider knows the power of discount chocolate.

Comics for the Weekend(er)


Comics that were created to compliment articles of the Weekend section of the Nothern Star during the Fall semester of 2005.

A bunch of misguided college students show off their tragic fashions to the viewer.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

A wave of college kids is ready to crash on the writer in his car.

Created: August 25th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator

A super fan cries over the death of the last Star Wars movie.

Created: November 10th, 2005 | Role: Illustrator